"In a hospital, the best way to get over your mistakes is to carry them with you" - JD - Scrubs
"Does thinking you're the last sane man on the face of the Earth make you crazy? 'Cause if it does, maybe I am." - Detective Spooner - I Robot
"Using Film to explore the Human Condition" - David Cronenberg (who should work with Gary Oldman, get over yourself David)
"I know that film means a great deal to me but I had no idea that I meant so much to film," (John Hurt)
"A Camera can patronise or sympathise. Denigrate or celebrate", (Gary Oldman - Filmreel)
"Funny! How the sea can stir up memories" (Margaret Meldrew - One Foot In The Grave)
"I was worried i would sort of have become the bio kid" (Gary Oldman)
"Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. " - (Edward Blake-Watchmen)
"This is a joke. This is all a joke. " (Edward Blake - Watchmen)
"Miracles by they're definition are meaningless, only what can happen does happen. " (Dr Manhatten - Watchmen)
"Justice is coming to all of us, no matter what the fuck we do. You know, mankind's been trying to kill each other off since the beginning of time. Now, we finally have the power to finish the job. Ain't nothing gonna matter once those nukes start flying; we'll all be dust. And Ozymandias here will be the smartest man on the cinder. " (Edward Blake - Watchmen)
"I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. " (Rorschach -Watchman)
"I mean we all have feelings, they run our lives" (Gary Oldman - Filmreel)
"The Bible must be kept out of the hands of Gary Oldman, who will use it to enslave mankind" - Some random on IMDB- it made me lol
"Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange." (Cobb - Inception)
"Did you know that the word 'trauma' comes from the Greek for 'wound'? Hm? And what is the German word for 'dream'? Traum. Ein Traum. Wounds can create monsters, and you, you are wounded, Marshal. And wouldn't you agree, when you see a monster, you... you must stop it? (Dr Nahering - Shutter Island)
"Into the great wide open, under them skies of blue, out in the great wide open, a rebel without a clue"(Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers - Into The Great Wide Open)
"Cause after all of this, i bet she still loves me" - Jack Grimaldi (Romeo is Bleeding)
"Whatever character you play, remember they are always doing something. They are not just talking. They are alive; going through a drama in which they will go through some sort of dramatic human experience. Keywords: Alive and Experience. It is your job to make them become so. Anything you do on stage or film has a direct relation to something you have experienced in one form or another in real life - Tom Hardy
" You don't have to understand. I understand, leave that to me and we can be friends" - Carnegie - Book of Eli
"I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects." (Stansfield in Leon The Professional)
"Stansfield: It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?
Mathilda: Yes.
Stansfield: That's good, because I take no pleasure in taking life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it. " (Stansfield and Mathilda in Leon The Professional)
"I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit." (Stansfield in Leon The Professional)
"You don't like Beethoven. You don't know what you're missing. Overtures like that get my... juices flowing. So powerful. But after his openings, to be honest, he does tend to get a little fucking boring. That's why I stopped!" (Stansfield in Leon The Professional)
"Hey, what the fuck is going on up there? I said take the guy out, not the whole fucking building!" (Stansfield in Leon The Professional"
"He said, go back inside" (Stansfield in Leon The Professional)
"Eeevrryyoonnee" (Stansfield in Leon The Professional)
"Well that makes us practically related" (Drexel in True Romance)
"Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties" (Drexel in True Romance)
"Yeah? What do you expect from a teetotal, non-smoking vegetarian?" (SS-Gruppenführer Hermann Fegelein - Downfall)
"Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass" (Leeloo - The Fifth Element)
"I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun."
(Zorg - The Fifth Element)
"Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Now take this empty glass. Here it is: peaceful, serene, boring. But if it is destroyed.Look at all these little things! So busy now! Notice how each one is useful. A lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people, who will be able to feed their children tonight, so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain of life. You see, father, by causing a little destruction, I am in fact encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business." (Zorg - The Fifrth Element)
"When life hands you melons, make melonade" (Jack - Still Game)
"What language are you talking in now? It appears to be Bollocks!" (Victor Meldrew - One Foot In The Grave)
"There have always been ghosts in the machine. Random segments of code, that have grouped together to form unexpected protocols. Unanticipated, these free radicals engender questions of free will, creativity, and even the nature of what we might call the soul. Why is it that when some robots are left in darkness, they will seek out the light? Why is it that when robots are stored in an empty space, they will group together, rather than stand alone? How do we explain this behavior? Random segments of code? Or is it something more? When does a perceptual schematic become consciousness? When does a difference engine become the search for truth? When does a personality simulation become the bitter mote... of a soul? (Alfred Lanning - I Robot)
"So God was creating man. And his little assistant came up to him and he said: "Hey, we've got all these bodies left, but we're right out of brains, we're right out of hearts and we're right out of vocal chords." And God said: "Fuck it! Sew 'em up anyway. Smack smiles on the faces and make them talk out of their arses." And lo, God created the Tory Party. What's He doing? He can take John Lennon. He can take those three young lads down at Ainsley Pit. He's even thinking of taking my old man. And Margaret bloody Thatcher lives! What's He sodding playing at, eh?" (Phil in Brassed Off)
"It seems strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses and apologized to no one. I shall die here. Every inch of me shall perish. Every inch, but one. An inch. It is small and it is fragile and it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it or give it away. We must NEVER let them take it from us. I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope that the worlds turns, and that things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you. Valerie." (Valerie - V for Vendetta)
"You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done. I know you hurtin' and worryin', I can feel it on you, but you oughta quit on it now. Because I want it over and done. I do. I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand?" (John Coffey - The Green Mile)
"Food is more important than time." (Wladyslaw Szpilman- The Pianist)
"Ultimately, we're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how but, what we can decide is how we meet that end, in order that we are remembered, as men." (Proximo - Gladiator)
"What we do in life echoes in eternity." (Maximus - Gladiator)
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." (Maximus - Gladiator)
"There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit." (Red - The Shawshank Redemption)
"That's the beauty of music. They can't get that from you... Haven't you ever felt that way about music?" (Andy - The Shawshank Redemption)
"Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Andy being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend." (Red - The Shawshank Redemption)
"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..." (Ron Burgandy - Anchorman)
"I'm in a glass case of emotion." (Ron Burgandy - Anchorman)
"I ate a big, red candle." (Brick Tamland - Anchorman)
"Rosencrantz: Did you ever think of yourself as actually dead, lying in a box with a lid on it?
Guildenstern: No.
Rosencrantz: Nor do I, really. It's silly to be depressed by it. I mean, one thinks of it like being alive in a box. One keeps forgetting to take into account the fact that one is dead, which should make all the difference, shouldn't it? I mean, you'd never *know* you were in a box, would you? It would be just like you were asleep in a box. Not that I'd like to sleep in a box, mind you. Not without any air. You'd wake up dead for a start, and then where would you be? In a box. That's the bit I don't like, frankly. That's why I don't think of it. Because you'd be helpless, wouldn't you? Stuffed in a box like that. I mean, you'd be in there forever, even taking into account the fact that you're dead. It isn't a pleasant thought. Especially if you're dead, really. Ask yourself, if I asked you straight off, "I'm going to stuff you in this box. Now, would you rather be alive or dead?" naturally, you'd prefer to be alive. Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You'd have a chance, at least. You could lie there thinking, "Well, at least I'm not dead. In a minute somebody is going to bang on the lid, and tell me to come out."
[bangs on lid]
Rosencrantz: "Hey you! What's your name? Come out of there!"
Guildenstern: [long pause] I think I'm going to kill you." (Rosencrantz and Guildenstern - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead)
"Rosencrantz: Do you want to play questions?
Guildenstern: How do you play that?
Rosencrantz: You have to ask a question.
Guildenstern: Statement. One - Love.
Rosencrantz: Cheating.
Guildenstern: How?
Rosencrantz: I haven't started yet.
Guildenstern: Statement. Two - Love.
Rosencrantz: Are you counting that?
Guildenstern: What?
Rosencrantz: Are you counting that?
Guildenstern: Foul. No repetition. Three - Love and game.
Rosencrantz: I'm not going to play if you're going to be like that.
Guildenstern: Whose serve?
Rosencrantz: Err...
Guildenstern: Hesitation! Love... one.
Rosencrantz: Whose go?
Guildenstern: Why?
Rosencrantz: Why not?
Guildenstern: What for?
Rosencrantz: Foul! No synonyms! One... all.
Guildenstern: What in God's name is going on?
Rosencrantz: Foul! No rhetoric! Two... one.
Guildenstern: What does it all add up to?
Rosencrantz: Can't you guess?
Guildenstern: Were you addressing me?
Rosencrantz: Is there anyone else?
Guildenstern: Who?
Rosencrantz: How would I know?
Guildenstern: Why do you ask?
Rosencrantz: Are you serious?
Guildenstern: Was that rhetoric?
Rosencrantz: No.
Guildenstern: Statement! Two all. Game point.
Rosencrantz: What's the matter with you today?
Guildenstern: When?
Rosencrantz: What?
Guildenstern: Are you deaf?
Rosencrantz: Am I dead?
Guildenstern: Yes or no?
Rosencrantz: Is there a choice?
Guildenstern: Is there a God?
Rosencrantz: Foul! No non sequiturs! Three... two, one game all.
Guildenstern: What's your name?
Rosencrantz: What's yours?
Guildenstern: You first.
Rosencrantz: Statement! One... love.
Guildenstern: What's your name when you're at home?
Rosencrantz: What's yours?
Guildenstern: When I'm at home?
Rosencrantz: Is it different at home?
Guildenstern: What home?
Rosencrantz: Haven't you got one?
Guildenstern: Why do you ask?
Rosencrantz: What are you driving at?
Guildenstern: What's your name?
Rosencrantz: Repetition! Two... love. Match point.
Guildenstern: Who do you think you are?
Rosencrantz: Rhetoric! Game and match!" (Rosencrantz and Guildenstern - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead)
Rosencrantz: Whatever became of the moment when one first knew about death? There must have been one. A moment. In childhood. When it first occured to you that you don't go on forever. Must have been shattering. Stamped into one's memory. And yet, I can't remember it. It never occured to me at all. We must be born with an intuition of mortality. Before we know the word for it. Before we know that there are words. Out we come, bloodied and squawling, with the knowledge that for all the points of the compass, theres only one direction. And time is its only measure. (Rosencrantz- Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead)
"I can't think of anything original! I'm only good in support." (Rosencrantz - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead)
"There must have been a moment at the beginning, where we could have said no. Somehow we missed it. Well, we'll know better next time." (Guildenstern - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead)
"I can't remember when you last touched my cock. Well, I can actually. It was about two years ago. Only I can't remember the actual date. Pity. I could have put it in my diary. "The last time Joe touched my cock. Grouse shooting begins"
(Kenneth Halliwell - Prick Up Your Ears)
"Have a wank? Have a wank? I can't just have a wank. I need three days' notice to have a wank. You can just stand there and do it. Me, it's like organizing D-Day. Forces have to be assembled, magazines bought, the past dredged for some suitably unsavoury episode, the dog-eared thought of which can still produce a faint flicker of desire! Have a wank, it'd be easier to raise the Titanic."
(Kenneth Halliwell - Prick Up Your Ears)
"I always wanted to be an orphan. I could have, if it wasn't for my parents."
(Joe Orton - Prick Up Your Ears)
"I don't think Hollywood knows what to do with me. I would imagine that when it comes to romantic comedies, my name would be pretty low down on the list."
(Gary Oldman)
"I used to be under the impression that in some kind of wanky, bullshit way, acting was like therapy: you get in and grapple with and exorcise all those demons inside of you. I don't believe that anymore. It's like a snow shaker. You shake the thing up, but it can't escape the glass. It can't get out. And it will settle until the next time you shake it up."
(Gary Oldman)
"I feel like a pig shat in my head." (Withnail - Withnail and I)
"Don't threaten me with a dead fish." (Withnail - Withnail and I)
"Then the fucker will rue the day!" (Withnail - Withnail and I)
"I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the express intention of wishing one upon you." (Marwood - Withnail and I)
"Why did you drug their onions?" (Marwood - Withnail and I)
"During the daytime people would want to hear songs that they know, just songs that they recognize. I play these song at night or I wouldn't make any money. People wouldn't listen." (Guy - Once)
"No more talking. No more guessing. Don't even think about nothing that's not right in front of you. That's the real challenge. You've gotta save yourselves from yourselves." (Rennes - Cube)
"Now, it's quite simple to deal with a banana fiend. First, you force him to drop the banana. Then, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him helpless!" (Self-defence teacher - Monty Python)
"She's balling Eli Cash." (Raleigh - The Royal Tenenbaums)
Royal O'Reilly Tenenbaum 1932-2001 Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Wreckage Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship (Royal Tenebaum's epitaph)
"Yea and I'm Friar Fuck." (Jackie Flannery - State of Grace)
"It's as if Angels were flying by so they dropped him off." (Jackie Flannery - State of Grace)
"It don't matter where the faggot cocksucker's from because he's dead. It's $15,000 the minute he takes his last breath. You bring me his motherfuckin' rat head it's $30,000." (Frankie Flannery - State of Grace)
"Yuppies got to be thicker than the rats and the roaches. Assholes can't live without their dogs. Got dog shit all over the sidewalk. And it didn't use to be that way, it used to be, you dropped a cone, you could lift it up and finish it. People are roaming the streets homeless because of these assholes!" (Jackie Flannery - State of Grace)
"To be paid to do what you love... ain't that the dream? (Maguire - Road to Perdition)
"When people ask me if Michael Sullivan was a good man, or if there was just no good in him at all, I always give the same answer. I just tell them... he was my father." (Michael Sullivan Jr - Road to Perdition)
"Im glad it's you" (John Rooney - Road to Perdition)
"Just because I cannot see it, doesn't mean I can't believe it!" (Jack Skellington - Nightmare Before Christmas)
"An unhappy alternative lies before you, Elizabeth. Your mother will never see you again if you do *not* marry Mr Collins, and *I* will never see you again if you *do*." (Mr Bennet - Pride and Prejudice)
"The more I see of the world, the less inclined I am to think well of it." (Elizabeth - Pride and Prejudice)
"You are mistaken, Mr. Darcy. The mode of your declaration merely spared me any concern I might have felt in refusing you, had you behaved in a more gentleman-like manner. You could not have made me the offer of your hand in any possible way that would have tempted me to accept it. From the very beginning your manners impressed me with the fullest belief of your arrogance, your conceit and your selfish disdain for the feelings of others. I had not known you a month before I felt you were the last man in the world whom I could ever marry!" (Elizabeth - Pride and Prejudice)
"There is no future, there is no past, thank god this moments not the last. There's only us, there's only this, forget, regret or life is your's to miss. No other road, no other way. No day but today" (Finale B - Rent)
""Music is a, a dreadful thing. What is it? I don't understand it, what does it do?" "It exalts, the soul?" "Utter nonsense, if you hear a marching band is your soul exalted no you march. If you hear a waltz you dance! If you hear a mass you take communion. It is the power of music to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer, the listener has no choice, it is like hypnotism. " ♥ ♥ (Beethoven - Immortal Beloved)
"I think I can go now. Just needed to do a couple of things. I needed to help someone; I think I did. And I needed to tell you something: You were never second, ever. I love you. You sleep now. Everything will be different in the morning." (Malcom-The Sixth Sense)
"Does thinking you're the last sane man on the face of the Earth make you crazy? 'Cause if it does, maybe I am." - Detective Spooner - I Robot
"Using Film to explore the Human Condition" - David Cronenberg (who should work with Gary Oldman, get over yourself David)
"I know that film means a great deal to me but I had no idea that I meant so much to film," (John Hurt)
"A Camera can patronise or sympathise. Denigrate or celebrate", (Gary Oldman - Filmreel)
"Funny! How the sea can stir up memories" (Margaret Meldrew - One Foot In The Grave)
"I was worried i would sort of have become the bio kid" (Gary Oldman)
"Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. " - (Edward Blake-Watchmen)
"This is a joke. This is all a joke. " (Edward Blake - Watchmen)
"Miracles by they're definition are meaningless, only what can happen does happen. " (Dr Manhatten - Watchmen)
"Justice is coming to all of us, no matter what the fuck we do. You know, mankind's been trying to kill each other off since the beginning of time. Now, we finally have the power to finish the job. Ain't nothing gonna matter once those nukes start flying; we'll all be dust. And Ozymandias here will be the smartest man on the cinder. " (Edward Blake - Watchmen)
"I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. " (Rorschach -Watchman)
"I mean we all have feelings, they run our lives" (Gary Oldman - Filmreel)
"The Bible must be kept out of the hands of Gary Oldman, who will use it to enslave mankind" - Some random on IMDB- it made me lol
"Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange." (Cobb - Inception)
"Did you know that the word 'trauma' comes from the Greek for 'wound'? Hm? And what is the German word for 'dream'? Traum. Ein Traum. Wounds can create monsters, and you, you are wounded, Marshal. And wouldn't you agree, when you see a monster, you... you must stop it? (Dr Nahering - Shutter Island)
"Into the great wide open, under them skies of blue, out in the great wide open, a rebel without a clue"(Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers - Into The Great Wide Open)
"Cause after all of this, i bet she still loves me" - Jack Grimaldi (Romeo is Bleeding)
"Whatever character you play, remember they are always doing something. They are not just talking. They are alive; going through a drama in which they will go through some sort of dramatic human experience. Keywords: Alive and Experience. It is your job to make them become so. Anything you do on stage or film has a direct relation to something you have experienced in one form or another in real life - Tom Hardy
" You don't have to understand. I understand, leave that to me and we can be friends" - Carnegie - Book of Eli
"I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects." (Stansfield in Leon The Professional)
"Stansfield: It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?
Mathilda: Yes.
Stansfield: That's good, because I take no pleasure in taking life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it. " (Stansfield and Mathilda in Leon The Professional)
"I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit." (Stansfield in Leon The Professional)
"You don't like Beethoven. You don't know what you're missing. Overtures like that get my... juices flowing. So powerful. But after his openings, to be honest, he does tend to get a little fucking boring. That's why I stopped!" (Stansfield in Leon The Professional)
"Hey, what the fuck is going on up there? I said take the guy out, not the whole fucking building!" (Stansfield in Leon The Professional"
"He said, go back inside" (Stansfield in Leon The Professional)
"Eeevrryyoonnee" (Stansfield in Leon The Professional)
"Well that makes us practically related" (Drexel in True Romance)
"Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties" (Drexel in True Romance)
"Yeah? What do you expect from a teetotal, non-smoking vegetarian?" (SS-Gruppenführer Hermann Fegelein - Downfall)
"Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass" (Leeloo - The Fifth Element)
"I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun."
(Zorg - The Fifth Element)
"Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Now take this empty glass. Here it is: peaceful, serene, boring. But if it is destroyed.Look at all these little things! So busy now! Notice how each one is useful. A lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people, who will be able to feed their children tonight, so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain of life. You see, father, by causing a little destruction, I am in fact encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business." (Zorg - The Fifrth Element)
"When life hands you melons, make melonade" (Jack - Still Game)
"What language are you talking in now? It appears to be Bollocks!" (Victor Meldrew - One Foot In The Grave)
"There have always been ghosts in the machine. Random segments of code, that have grouped together to form unexpected protocols. Unanticipated, these free radicals engender questions of free will, creativity, and even the nature of what we might call the soul. Why is it that when some robots are left in darkness, they will seek out the light? Why is it that when robots are stored in an empty space, they will group together, rather than stand alone? How do we explain this behavior? Random segments of code? Or is it something more? When does a perceptual schematic become consciousness? When does a difference engine become the search for truth? When does a personality simulation become the bitter mote... of a soul? (Alfred Lanning - I Robot)
"So God was creating man. And his little assistant came up to him and he said: "Hey, we've got all these bodies left, but we're right out of brains, we're right out of hearts and we're right out of vocal chords." And God said: "Fuck it! Sew 'em up anyway. Smack smiles on the faces and make them talk out of their arses." And lo, God created the Tory Party. What's He doing? He can take John Lennon. He can take those three young lads down at Ainsley Pit. He's even thinking of taking my old man. And Margaret bloody Thatcher lives! What's He sodding playing at, eh?" (Phil in Brassed Off)
"It seems strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses and apologized to no one. I shall die here. Every inch of me shall perish. Every inch, but one. An inch. It is small and it is fragile and it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it or give it away. We must NEVER let them take it from us. I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope that the worlds turns, and that things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you. Valerie." (Valerie - V for Vendetta)
"You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done. I know you hurtin' and worryin', I can feel it on you, but you oughta quit on it now. Because I want it over and done. I do. I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand?" (John Coffey - The Green Mile)
"Food is more important than time." (Wladyslaw Szpilman- The Pianist)
"Ultimately, we're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how but, what we can decide is how we meet that end, in order that we are remembered, as men." (Proximo - Gladiator)
"What we do in life echoes in eternity." (Maximus - Gladiator)
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." (Maximus - Gladiator)
"There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit." (Red - The Shawshank Redemption)
"That's the beauty of music. They can't get that from you... Haven't you ever felt that way about music?" (Andy - The Shawshank Redemption)
"Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Andy being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend." (Red - The Shawshank Redemption)
"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..." (Ron Burgandy - Anchorman)
"I'm in a glass case of emotion." (Ron Burgandy - Anchorman)
"I ate a big, red candle." (Brick Tamland - Anchorman)
"Rosencrantz: Did you ever think of yourself as actually dead, lying in a box with a lid on it?
Guildenstern: No.
Rosencrantz: Nor do I, really. It's silly to be depressed by it. I mean, one thinks of it like being alive in a box. One keeps forgetting to take into account the fact that one is dead, which should make all the difference, shouldn't it? I mean, you'd never *know* you were in a box, would you? It would be just like you were asleep in a box. Not that I'd like to sleep in a box, mind you. Not without any air. You'd wake up dead for a start, and then where would you be? In a box. That's the bit I don't like, frankly. That's why I don't think of it. Because you'd be helpless, wouldn't you? Stuffed in a box like that. I mean, you'd be in there forever, even taking into account the fact that you're dead. It isn't a pleasant thought. Especially if you're dead, really. Ask yourself, if I asked you straight off, "I'm going to stuff you in this box. Now, would you rather be alive or dead?" naturally, you'd prefer to be alive. Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You'd have a chance, at least. You could lie there thinking, "Well, at least I'm not dead. In a minute somebody is going to bang on the lid, and tell me to come out."
[bangs on lid]
Rosencrantz: "Hey you! What's your name? Come out of there!"
Guildenstern: [long pause] I think I'm going to kill you." (Rosencrantz and Guildenstern - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead)
"Rosencrantz: Do you want to play questions?
Guildenstern: How do you play that?
Rosencrantz: You have to ask a question.
Guildenstern: Statement. One - Love.
Rosencrantz: Cheating.
Guildenstern: How?
Rosencrantz: I haven't started yet.
Guildenstern: Statement. Two - Love.
Rosencrantz: Are you counting that?
Guildenstern: What?
Rosencrantz: Are you counting that?
Guildenstern: Foul. No repetition. Three - Love and game.
Rosencrantz: I'm not going to play if you're going to be like that.
Guildenstern: Whose serve?
Rosencrantz: Err...
Guildenstern: Hesitation! Love... one.
Rosencrantz: Whose go?
Guildenstern: Why?
Rosencrantz: Why not?
Guildenstern: What for?
Rosencrantz: Foul! No synonyms! One... all.
Guildenstern: What in God's name is going on?
Rosencrantz: Foul! No rhetoric! Two... one.
Guildenstern: What does it all add up to?
Rosencrantz: Can't you guess?
Guildenstern: Were you addressing me?
Rosencrantz: Is there anyone else?
Guildenstern: Who?
Rosencrantz: How would I know?
Guildenstern: Why do you ask?
Rosencrantz: Are you serious?
Guildenstern: Was that rhetoric?
Rosencrantz: No.
Guildenstern: Statement! Two all. Game point.
Rosencrantz: What's the matter with you today?
Guildenstern: When?
Rosencrantz: What?
Guildenstern: Are you deaf?
Rosencrantz: Am I dead?
Guildenstern: Yes or no?
Rosencrantz: Is there a choice?
Guildenstern: Is there a God?
Rosencrantz: Foul! No non sequiturs! Three... two, one game all.
Guildenstern: What's your name?
Rosencrantz: What's yours?
Guildenstern: You first.
Rosencrantz: Statement! One... love.
Guildenstern: What's your name when you're at home?
Rosencrantz: What's yours?
Guildenstern: When I'm at home?
Rosencrantz: Is it different at home?
Guildenstern: What home?
Rosencrantz: Haven't you got one?
Guildenstern: Why do you ask?
Rosencrantz: What are you driving at?
Guildenstern: What's your name?
Rosencrantz: Repetition! Two... love. Match point.
Guildenstern: Who do you think you are?
Rosencrantz: Rhetoric! Game and match!" (Rosencrantz and Guildenstern - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead)
Rosencrantz: Whatever became of the moment when one first knew about death? There must have been one. A moment. In childhood. When it first occured to you that you don't go on forever. Must have been shattering. Stamped into one's memory. And yet, I can't remember it. It never occured to me at all. We must be born with an intuition of mortality. Before we know the word for it. Before we know that there are words. Out we come, bloodied and squawling, with the knowledge that for all the points of the compass, theres only one direction. And time is its only measure. (Rosencrantz- Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead)
"I can't think of anything original! I'm only good in support." (Rosencrantz - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead)
"There must have been a moment at the beginning, where we could have said no. Somehow we missed it. Well, we'll know better next time." (Guildenstern - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead)
"I can't remember when you last touched my cock. Well, I can actually. It was about two years ago. Only I can't remember the actual date. Pity. I could have put it in my diary. "The last time Joe touched my cock. Grouse shooting begins"
(Kenneth Halliwell - Prick Up Your Ears)
"Have a wank? Have a wank? I can't just have a wank. I need three days' notice to have a wank. You can just stand there and do it. Me, it's like organizing D-Day. Forces have to be assembled, magazines bought, the past dredged for some suitably unsavoury episode, the dog-eared thought of which can still produce a faint flicker of desire! Have a wank, it'd be easier to raise the Titanic."
(Kenneth Halliwell - Prick Up Your Ears)
"I always wanted to be an orphan. I could have, if it wasn't for my parents."
(Joe Orton - Prick Up Your Ears)
"I don't think Hollywood knows what to do with me. I would imagine that when it comes to romantic comedies, my name would be pretty low down on the list."
(Gary Oldman)
"I used to be under the impression that in some kind of wanky, bullshit way, acting was like therapy: you get in and grapple with and exorcise all those demons inside of you. I don't believe that anymore. It's like a snow shaker. You shake the thing up, but it can't escape the glass. It can't get out. And it will settle until the next time you shake it up."
(Gary Oldman)
"I feel like a pig shat in my head." (Withnail - Withnail and I)
"Don't threaten me with a dead fish." (Withnail - Withnail and I)
"Then the fucker will rue the day!" (Withnail - Withnail and I)
"I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the express intention of wishing one upon you." (Marwood - Withnail and I)
"Why did you drug their onions?" (Marwood - Withnail and I)
"During the daytime people would want to hear songs that they know, just songs that they recognize. I play these song at night or I wouldn't make any money. People wouldn't listen." (Guy - Once)
"No more talking. No more guessing. Don't even think about nothing that's not right in front of you. That's the real challenge. You've gotta save yourselves from yourselves." (Rennes - Cube)
"Now, it's quite simple to deal with a banana fiend. First, you force him to drop the banana. Then, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him helpless!" (Self-defence teacher - Monty Python)
"She's balling Eli Cash." (Raleigh - The Royal Tenenbaums)
Royal O'Reilly Tenenbaum 1932-2001 Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Wreckage Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship (Royal Tenebaum's epitaph)
"Yea and I'm Friar Fuck." (Jackie Flannery - State of Grace)
"It's as if Angels were flying by so they dropped him off." (Jackie Flannery - State of Grace)
"It don't matter where the faggot cocksucker's from because he's dead. It's $15,000 the minute he takes his last breath. You bring me his motherfuckin' rat head it's $30,000." (Frankie Flannery - State of Grace)
"Yuppies got to be thicker than the rats and the roaches. Assholes can't live without their dogs. Got dog shit all over the sidewalk. And it didn't use to be that way, it used to be, you dropped a cone, you could lift it up and finish it. People are roaming the streets homeless because of these assholes!" (Jackie Flannery - State of Grace)
"To be paid to do what you love... ain't that the dream? (Maguire - Road to Perdition)
"When people ask me if Michael Sullivan was a good man, or if there was just no good in him at all, I always give the same answer. I just tell them... he was my father." (Michael Sullivan Jr - Road to Perdition)
"Im glad it's you" (John Rooney - Road to Perdition)
"Just because I cannot see it, doesn't mean I can't believe it!" (Jack Skellington - Nightmare Before Christmas)
"An unhappy alternative lies before you, Elizabeth. Your mother will never see you again if you do *not* marry Mr Collins, and *I* will never see you again if you *do*." (Mr Bennet - Pride and Prejudice)
"The more I see of the world, the less inclined I am to think well of it." (Elizabeth - Pride and Prejudice)
"You are mistaken, Mr. Darcy. The mode of your declaration merely spared me any concern I might have felt in refusing you, had you behaved in a more gentleman-like manner. You could not have made me the offer of your hand in any possible way that would have tempted me to accept it. From the very beginning your manners impressed me with the fullest belief of your arrogance, your conceit and your selfish disdain for the feelings of others. I had not known you a month before I felt you were the last man in the world whom I could ever marry!" (Elizabeth - Pride and Prejudice)
"There is no future, there is no past, thank god this moments not the last. There's only us, there's only this, forget, regret or life is your's to miss. No other road, no other way. No day but today" (Finale B - Rent)
""Music is a, a dreadful thing. What is it? I don't understand it, what does it do?" "It exalts, the soul?" "Utter nonsense, if you hear a marching band is your soul exalted no you march. If you hear a waltz you dance! If you hear a mass you take communion. It is the power of music to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer, the listener has no choice, it is like hypnotism. " ♥ ♥ (Beethoven - Immortal Beloved)
"I think I can go now. Just needed to do a couple of things. I needed to help someone; I think I did. And I needed to tell you something: You were never second, ever. I love you. You sleep now. Everything will be different in the morning." (Malcom-The Sixth Sense)
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